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Dog Demotivational Poster


IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.


TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm, #243228
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm, #243225
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am, #168827
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


MANS BEST FRIEND - Because you can’t strap a cat across your waist and parachute into Afghanistan.


TAGS: dog parachute war
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Mongo

sarancha - December 2, 2013, 3:38 am, #251340
There is no doubt that man did see a poop or pee.
Mongo - January 29, 2013, 5:58 pm, #242917
They wouldn't have a job when they landed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:31 pm, #241883
*just
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:30 pm, #241882
I saw this poster Juan now and my first thought was 'why not?......it seems my thinking hasn't changed in two years.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:45 pm, #241880
I know, seriously. For a creature who always land on their feet, they seem not to like to jump off of high places.
Mongo - May 4, 2010, 8:37 am, #174602
It's still cool...thks
espnag - May 4, 2010, 3:43 am, #174598
In fact this picture is from Narvik a town in northern of Norway. It's the Austrian special forces during a Nato drill.
boeweizer - May 3, 2010, 3:22 pm, #174563
that dog ain't big enough to jump wit me
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 3:10 pm, #174561
You can, but your equipment will look like crap when you land. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2010, 3:02 pm, #174560
Why not?


WHEN YOU'RE SMILING - the whole world smiles with you


TAGS: laughing dog
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Smokemdanks - June 24, 2012, 3:58 pm, #236576
5L for the killer instinct game in the back =O
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:53 am, #223858
5 forced smiles.


GO AHEAD - dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit!


TAGS: chihuaha dog
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by vilnius

MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:47 pm, #238588
Cute one for DigMyDog too!


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am, #220635
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm, #220506
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm, #220453
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!




DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am, #233581
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am, #226040
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm, #226036

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm, #226032
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229085
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


SECURITY -


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm, #233593

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am, #233585

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am, #238296
U just made my day ;)


ALL YOU NEED - is love, love love is all you need


TAGS: rescued dog
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

stalkere - December 18, 2011, 10:18 am, #226707
"If you rescue a dog, feed him, heal him, bind his wounds, restore him to health, he will be forever grateful. That is the main difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain Truth!
maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 8:22 am, #225823
That makes my day,thank you
NumberXIII - November 15, 2011, 3:10 am, #225812
Well, wouldn't you love a person forever if they pulled you out of a festering rat hole and healed, cared for, and loved you?
CloudchaserS - November 14, 2011, 11:53 pm, #225805
Ever notice how animals in need seem to have a special kind of affection for the humans who help them?
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:25 pm, #225803
Beautiful. Animals have no voice...heroes are the humans that protect them.
gas - November 14, 2011, 9:20 pm, #225801
wow, hard to believe it's the same dog
rerun - November 14, 2011, 7:45 pm, #225796

WOW. This is better than amsome.


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




WATCH DOG -




HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -


TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm, #251289
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am, #240967
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am, #240966
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am, #240965
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm, #230772
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm, #230698

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


Pizza Dog -


TAGS: pizza dog
Rating: 4.24/5

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xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 9:49 am, #253156
I am so making this!!!!
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 12:14 pm, #246913
Things like that profound combination is what I live for in the food dept. All week, oatmeal, veggies, juices…..then the weekend….effing WOOF! 5L
JesusWept - June 22, 2013, 4:38 am, #246885
Life is short....if you eat too many of those! 4 L's :)
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 8:52 pm, #246614
And the arteries are clogged.


EASTER BUNNY? - what Easter Bunny?




ANGER MANAGEMENT -




being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am, #245561
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am, #245322
And to be thankful for/want what you have


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by vindicator

ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am, #256304
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am, #256291

did the doggy have his hands up?


CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa




KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm, #238412
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm, #238410
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm, #238356
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm, #248709
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm, #248708
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm, #248706
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


I GET BY -


TAGS: dog rescue
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - February 17, 2011, 7:39 pm, #212619

still gets to me
freestyler - August 9, 2010, 8:18 pm, #188410
Ow lol this is actually not my dog ...*trows back in water*
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 6:44 pm, #188399
Is the owner a dude or a chick?
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 6:39 pm, #188398
BWAHAHAHA! Where's the stick? Or was it a ball? 5L


IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !


TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm, #232074
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am, #232056
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm, #231931
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm, #231868
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm, #231859

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am, #231833
N-I-C-E
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am, #231828
lol... dude, looks like you!


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am, #221929
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am, #221908
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm, #210426
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm, #209735
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm, #209733
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am, #209731
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm, #209058
Well... OH YEAH!!!


A MAN'S BEST FRIEND -




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




GRATEFUL -


TAGS: play dead grateful dead dog
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:26 pm, #253475

Thanks! I should'a color-filled each letter of text separately for the Dead Rainbow effect.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:19 am, #253463
Three gems in a row. It don’t get no better. I will now lick myself.
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 10:08 am, #253460
Trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know this poster just blows my mind. 5L
rerun - March 8, 2014, 9:57 am, #253456

LOL, love this one


RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up




I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick




HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm, #253202
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am, #203918
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm, #203849
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm, #203843
LOL!


PANDA DOG - I can't see the dog clearly, because of his extreme awesomeness!


TAGS: panda dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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YOU MAKE ME LAUGH - I THINK I WANNA BE YOUR BUDDY!


TAGS: dog funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 8:50 pm, #192172
Nice one. Animal posters are one of my favorites.


THE DOG -


TAGS: get the dog
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:53 pm, #234996
“….a comment or too”? Too??….geezus, apparently the day has hosed my occipital lobe to putty….I need a hind end to sniff…..
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:41 pm, #234995
Well, being a mod sounds a bit clerical….and tedious. An occasional poster….a comment or too, and I need a nap. Your stuff is awesome. Hope you find the time to post more. Cheers, fellow quadruped.
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 6:09 pm, #234990
Ha! I'll cop to being old, but the pros all opened their own moti-sites and became Mods. I just ran out ideas and free time. Glad to me the new dog;)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 8:29 am, #234964
Spacedog, good to see an ol’ pro come back and show off. Sit….stay…..good spacedoggy
spacedog - May 21, 2012, 6:08 pm, #234944
Nice one.
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:26 am, #234839
Sniff*….M-M-M-M-M, monkey dog b***…effing WOOF!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:21 am, #234838
I'm much more of a dog person so 5L just for the expression on the cats face. Signed MissPriss's dog
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:17 am, #234837
Yeah, mao, I too like cats….I love dawgs, but I like cats….in a ‘special’ sorta way…………and, yeah, Woof….glad this made you lol, Bull. Cheers.
maoworks2 - May 19, 2012, 7:01 am, #234833
I LIke Cats . Woof !
Bull - May 19, 2012, 1:13 am, #234826
lol!


DUHH.. - fixin to go huntin


TAGS: dog hunting
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Debkins

tellitlikeitis - October 7, 2010, 12:22 pm, #197088
So cute!


BATDOG - Nowhere near as intimidating once he was brought out into daylight


TAGS: bat dog
Rating: 4.38/5

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MAN'S BEST FRIEND - not anymore sucker!


TAGS: dog
Rating: 4.21/5

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deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:41 pm, #216124
lol it my dog


ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER - not only humans are affected


TAGS: dog fun pee
Rating: 4.04/5

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Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 6:01 pm, #165736
Win.


EDEN - "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, ........ where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera


TAGS: paradise dog peace
Rating: 4.45/5

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steve1961 - May 2, 2013, 2:27 pm, #245474
@ nicholsjoshua15 I've known women who do the same thing...so what's yer point?
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 10:25 pm, #245469
Yeah, I’m a dog lover too, and I’ve tried my best to not give ‘em fleas and rabies. Seems their unconditional love is the most irritating though. And yeah, when they bark because someone is breaking in, well, that really gets me pissed.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:24 pm, #245467
Dogs are human's link to fleas, rabies, annoying barking, being woke up at five AM to let a stupid animal pee / poop, and being mauled.
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 5:32 pm, #241890
I do believe this just gave me a spiritual moment. Woof.
merlehoffa - December 25, 2012, 5:05 pm, #241889
Thank you, I will.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 4:31 pm, #241887
Great Words 5 Edens.
rerun - December 25, 2012, 4:15 pm, #241886

Beautiful, you should share this at digmydog as well.


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: dogs diplomacy rock
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

WTFO - May 21, 2011, 1:41 am, #218837
Been done, but this picture is admittedly of better quality. 10429
Life - May 20, 2011, 1:45 pm, #218813
amazing


all dogs go to heaven -




REJECTION - Some people just don't want you inside them.




LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




THIS IS WHY - Dogs bite people!




Dogs are Gentlemen -




I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League




KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"




PUPPY LOVE -




IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.




ARKANSAS -




LONG DOG - LONG CAT, BE AFRAID!


TAGS: longdog
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by PANI

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:59 pm, #123599
Due to a bizarre lab accident, the leash law now applies to Ron Jeremy's "dog."
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:33 pm, #97174
You know,I could take the simple road and just put in a simple minded dirty joke to make all the twelve year old's giggle whilst they play with their legos. But I prefer to stay on the side of the line where we have renewable energy and o% crime rates.
TJ - July 2, 2009, 1:32 am, #92238
*Cringes in anticipation of the dirty jokes to come from this poster*


STOP -


TAGS: hammertime dog funny
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm, #218910
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.


HAPPINESS - is a dog and a warm gun.


TAGS: military gun dog navy
Rating: 3.94/5

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szo850 - December 24, 2012, 4:57 am, #241810
That and killing other human beings, right?


LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up


TAGS: dog doggie dress up laugh laughing
Rating: 3.38/5

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Alexis.Chu - September 11, 2009, 5:23 am, #116906
roflmao I love this one ! 5L
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:32 pm, #116401
Poor little wolfe. 5 wiener dog shorties from me


HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?


TAGS: dog cat barbeque barbecue bbq
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Koradan

BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:49 pm, #132345
This still cracks me up Koradan...remind me to never invite Sean's cat over for a "Q" again
spacedog - October 30, 2009, 3:00 pm, #132296
Good one Koradan!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 2:44 pm, #132292
Hilarious!
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 2:43 pm, #132291
Koradan lmao...that's 5 medium rare Poodles from me


HOMECOMING -


TAGS: dog joy
Rating: 4.66/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:46 pm, #213706
Adorable!


PWNED - it happens to the best of us




ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

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Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm, #239939
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm, #239930
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm, #229714

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


DOGS - The only living thing that can lick your face with morning breath and still be well received.


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.26/5

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SHARING - When your friend need a hug


TAGS: dog
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - November 9, 2011, 7:25 am, #225645

send this off to moti-twist as well


SOLIERS LIKE DOGS -




METH ADDICTS -


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm, #135985
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm, #117230
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm, #21252
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm, #21226
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm, #21219
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


ONE DAY -




DOGS BEWARE - Cats are done being chased


TAGS: cats dogs
Rating: 2.76/5

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CAVEMAN PIC FODDER THREAD -


TAGS: dogs ninja cat animals
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:44 pm, #242322
Nope, a Ninja cat would have hid the bodies.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:41 pm, #229242
I'm exploring my feminine side today :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 9:31 pm, #229241
Lol. I like this


DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily


TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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TEXT MESSAGE FROM MY DOG - That mangy mutt.


TAGS: dog text
Rating: 4.55/5

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spypengen - April 12, 2012, 9:53 pm, #233141
the dog ate my bill lol 5/5


PRAYERS - bring us all together




DOG WARS - "Vader puppy, very comical, your costume is. Me laugh, you make. Yeesssssss."




LOLDOGS - Because "LOLCATS" Is For Pussies.




WILE E. COYOTE SYNDROME -


TAGS: robot dog genius obvious here boy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 8:37 am, #222371

very cool...flattered dude
PostersToFlash - August 3, 2011, 6:30 am, #222364
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 12:17 am, #217714
Brilliant! I gasped. I cried. I held up a tiny umbrella just before the massive boulder of laughter crushed me when I read the title. 5L
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 10:40 pm, #217518

TA-DA. genius....sheeeeeer genius scarr3d
scarr3d - April 27, 2011, 7:52 pm, #217502
some weird science guys made a lassie into a robot dog and RL is pointing out a dog will run after a ball when it is thrown(or hand grenade in the case of war which is likely what they intended this project for)
Z-Bob - April 26, 2011, 10:37 am, #217363
Wait...what?


DOGS - proving once again they are truly man's best friend


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.67/5

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eldiabloloco - October 10, 2010, 8:20 am, #197655
your very right on this five paws up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:19 am, #193238
I've seen lots of "doggy" and it doesn't look like that......oh, you meant the paw.....
kamorth - September 11, 2010, 1:16 am, #193237
Doesn't look at all like a cat's paw to me, the fur looks more doggy.
guyfox - September 10, 2010, 5:03 pm, #193159
it kind of looked like a beagle paw but it's hard to tell with what they show
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:53 am, #193099
guyfox, be honest: if you knew that this is a cat's paw, you'll get a 5. Otherwise a 3... ;)
Shiroke - September 10, 2010, 3:31 am, #193089
That is a cat's paw. ._.
rellik666 - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am, #193063
Sup dog?


CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat


TAGS: cats vs dogs devil
Rating: 3.92/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 9:37 am, #225881
Oh god. I just recognised this kitten from a YouTube video! Long live the eBay song


Dog adoption -


TAGS: dog love adoption
Rating: 4.93/5

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chickenlittle - August 26, 2013, 1:26 am, #249076
Thanks monkeylove! You must be a dog lover too :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:18 pm, #248928
awesome!
rerun - August 17, 2013, 9:10 am, #248771

Please post this to digmydog.


MY DOG STAY -


TAGS: good dog liquid
Rating: 4.57/5

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kimzter - July 8, 2011, 12:42 am, #221115
LOL I put it on desktop so my wife will see it in the morning It's that good so i fived it too


DYSLEXICS ARE RIGHT -


TAGS: proof of dog
Rating: 4.47/5

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MAN'S BEST FRIENDS - A Good Dog and a Good 1911




BATDOG - I am the protector of the innoce... SQUIRREL!!




THIS IS SPARTA!!! - And now, as then, a beast approaches...


TAGS: sparta beast police greece dog
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:52 am, #193916
Could've used a better quote from the movie - don't always go for the obvious. "we did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do"


FRIENDSHIP - It doesn't matter if your black, white or an entirely different species.


TAGS: dogs cats friend
Rating: 4.59/5

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Knightshade - July 29, 2010, 5:00 am, #186891
MJ would be proud...
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 11:44 pm, #186857
Like a popsicle !
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:43 pm, #186856
I think he's tasting that feline.


THE CONE OF SHAME -




NIRVANA - He's almost reached it.




BEST FRIENDS - Some are there for you for their entire lives.


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:19 pm, #190148
It says "Pontiac" on my best cuts. (I recommended the muffin tops)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:17 pm, #190147
I have a tenderizer...I call it a "bumper"
rerun - August 20, 2010, 7:12 pm, #190145

well, you are the dumbass whoi said "I don't need a tenderizer....I like em a little gamey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:07 pm, #190144
Rule #1 ....Eat what you kill........That fat chick at the crosswalk was Really gristly....
rerun - August 20, 2010, 7:06 pm, #190142

Moooooo, that is called hunting where you come from
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:06 pm, #190141
This always makes me think of the many, many dogs I have hit with my car.....R.I.P fido.........sorry, couldn't help myself....
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:03 pm, #190139
HALL OF FAME PLEASE
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:01 pm, #190138
Oh jmac! when I look at this tears start to flow,reminds me of my golden labrador when I was a young man of 22,I'M 48 now,she slept on my bed,used to carry her as she got older,she passed away on my bed one night,she was 14,my only true friend.
mikecoffee23 - July 15, 2010, 1:53 pm, #184826
Everytime I see this I go pet my 13 year old Black Lab and try not to tear up..well done.
forseti - June 25, 2010, 3:38 am, #181651
I feel with you. My dog died about ten years ago and still today i miss him very much!
Jmac0585 - June 24, 2010, 6:41 pm, #181581
Sorry to hear Just me. Mine isn't going to be around a whole lot longer.
just me - June 24, 2010, 5:56 pm, #181576
Thanks - she was 15, had a good run ... yes it does.
Chef - June 24, 2010, 5:55 pm, #181575
Sorry man... I just lost mine alittle while ago, after 14 years... Sucked.
just me - June 24, 2010, 5:46 pm, #181574
I Lost My Little Lady Today. While She Slept She Slipped Away. Now In This World I Must Stay. Until We Play Some Future Day. R.I.P. Harley
Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:02 am, #180276
HOFer! HOFer! Well... the "F"er part is right anyway. Thanks you everyone. My dog, whom I have had since 1997 is starting to look way too much like the one in the bottom half. That's gonna suck sour lemons.
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 10:39 am, #179906
Thanks C. I have only ever tried to kill one person in my life, so I didn't want to stay there that long.
culos - June 11, 2010, 10:29 am, #179905
188 now, no need to thank me
Airman - June 11, 2010, 10:24 am, #179904
i just tried.. but I had already voted..
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 9:53 am, #179898
Can I get at least one more vote... I don't like murder (I am sitting on 187).
LD0ne - June 7, 2010, 10:24 am, #179392
i love this one so true
LoveForLife - May 30, 2010, 6:05 pm, #178449
Oh, the tears are forming!
Airman - May 6, 2010, 11:39 am, #174890
200 has been the line, but a few have slipped in with high 190's
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2010, 11:14 am, #174888
What is the HOF threshold? 200 votes?
forseti - May 5, 2010, 12:51 pm, #174733
nice one, i'll push it ;)
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm, #174731
ha!! HOY, what a dumbass, thats Horse of the Year, I meant HOF!! The Motifake Hall Of Fame!
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 12:44 pm, #174728
push to the HOY
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:10 am, #156418
awesome jmac, truly awesome
Joshy8632 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm, #146745
First time i almost cried at a motifake. GOOD JOB 5L's
aesop's folly - December 16, 2009, 4:51 pm, #146224
i agree w/ jmac
Airman - December 16, 2009, 4:07 pm, #146221
this one is hard for me to look at. We had to put our 12 yr old Golden down last year. Best dog I ever had. Big Dork
Jmac0585 - December 16, 2009, 10:17 am, #146171
Good Point, Chillax.
Jericho - December 16, 2009, 12:58 am, #146139
Big Dog, Good Poster...5 Long Lasting Lions.
peteyb - December 15, 2009, 9:07 pm, #146069
truly touching-great job!
Chillax - December 15, 2009, 7:46 pm, #146067
Apparently he is equally attached to his artwork.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2009, 8:34 pm, #145768
5 well deserved chew toys.
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 10:15 am, #145627
*NO* idea. I must need some more coco.
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 10:15 am, #145626
It was my own personal Arch-nemesis. I have know idea who it is, but this person drops an ace on every poster I make.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:12 am, #145625
un-freakin-believable..... some timmy just 1L'd this.
Mongo - December 14, 2009, 9:55 am, #145619
Love this....my Jake is 10, and has the worst gas imaginable.
TheTrashHeap - December 14, 2009, 9:55 am, #145618
Very true. 5 Mastiffs
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 9:49 am, #145616
My Pluto is about 11 years old and starting to look a little haggard, and I don't mean Merle.
gspot - December 14, 2009, 9:49 am, #145615
Awesome Poster. Much deeper than the funny ones. 5/5
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 9:45 am, #145613
Excellent!! sniff,sniff, wipes tear from eye. 5 fidos


LOVE - OH GEEZ CUT IT OUT PEOPLE ARE WATCHING


TAGS: dog
Rating: 4.42/5

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I SAW -


TAGS: homless guy with a dog
Rating: 4.28/5

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quaywall - September 24, 2012, 1:15 am, #239353
A dog found him worthy as a companion. No greater respect can be earned. If there is a heaven, he surely achieved it. No man can hope for a better advocate.


REVENGE - Best served with a side of irony


TAGS: revenge irony dog collar
Rating: 4.81/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:37 am, #223879
I dig this dog 5bones


LOVE - MONEY MAY BUY YOU A FINE DOG BUT ONLY LOVE CAN MAKE IT WAG ITS TAIL


TAGS: love dog animal tail wag
Rating: 4.65/5

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LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 9:41 am, #208410
Ilove dogs too....covered in BBQ sauce :) 5L for making me smile this morning
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:37 am, #208248
well thank you my friend, a merry christmas to you too. I love your avatar, by the way.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am, #208238

merry christmas sunny. at last you get a 5L from a huge dog lover.


Wake Me Up -


TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.65/5

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vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm, #256129
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am, #256126
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am, #256125
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am, #256124
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am, #256123
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm, #256119
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm, #256118
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm, #256116
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm, #256115
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm, #256114
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm, #256112
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am, #256087
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.


HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm, #216882
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


TRUST ME - If you've been doing this for as long as I have, you learn to kill with what you have




COMPUTERS!!! - Just too funny




WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT -


TAGS: dogsled humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 am, #248593

Thank you, Mr. Ghoul!
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:19 am, #248590
Bahahahahaa! 5Ls!
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:25 pm, #248584
Sorry. I'd give a crap about it but I'm all out...in fact, I'll be probably out of stock until further notice...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 11:16 pm, #248583

I'd say it looks like Wyoming, but there is no horizontal snow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2013, 11:01 pm, #248582
Not enough hypodermics. (And Steve can't spell Winnipeg)
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 10:53 pm, #248581
Looks like a beautiful summer day in Downtown Winnepeg...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 10:15 pm, #248580

Doesn't look like he's got a spare, either.
Airman - August 12, 2013, 10:07 pm, #248579
lol


MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT -


TAGS: dogs understand
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm, #216717
please post to digmydog


GUILT - OK, what did you do?


TAGS: guilty dog
Rating: 3.85/5

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WOK, THE DOG -


TAGS: dog
Rating: 3.78/5

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WORLD'S LARGETS DOG - or, world's largest Korean buffet?


TAGS: sorry but koreans eat dogs
Rating: 2.62/5

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Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:11 pm, #197698
hehehehe
Bartimaeus - October 16, 2009, 11:12 pm, #127364
lol Make that poster and submit it.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:10 pm, #127363
Korean eat dogs Chinese eat cats French eat frogs and American eat **** And everybody eat stereotypes !
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 10:40 pm, #127348
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICEMAN - October 16, 2009, 10:27 pm, #127346
Dyslexia is a bithc.


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