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Dog Demotivational Poster

IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.

TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...

EASTER - Has been cancelled

TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.

MANS BEST FRIEND - Because you can’t strap a cat across your waist and parachute into Afghanistan.

TAGS: dog parachute war
Rating: 4.26/5

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sarancha - December 2, 2013, 3:38 am
There is no doubt that man did see a poop or pee.
Mongo - January 29, 2013, 5:58 pm
They wouldn't have a job when they landed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:30 pm
I saw this poster Juan now and my first thought was 'why not?......it seems my thinking hasn't changed in two years.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:45 pm
I know, seriously. For a creature who always land on their feet, they seem not to like to jump off of high places.
Mongo - May 4, 2010, 8:37 am
It's still cool...thks
espnag - May 4, 2010, 3:43 am
In fact this picture is from Narvik a town in northern of Norway. It's the Austrian special forces during a Nato drill.
boeweizer - May 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
that dog ain't big enough to jump wit me
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 3:10 pm
You can, but your equipment will look like crap when you land. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
Why not?

WHEN YOU'RE SMILING - the whole world smiles with you

TAGS: laughing dog
Rating: 4.71/5

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Smokemdanks - June 24, 2012, 3:58 pm
5L for the killer instinct game in the back =O
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:53 am
5 forced smiles.

GO AHEAD - dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit!

TAGS: chihuaha dog
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:47 pm
Cute one for DigMyDog too!


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

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Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more

BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.

TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!

DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet

TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

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dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?

all dogs go to heaven -

TAGS: dog cloud
Rating: 4.36/5

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GaryO - September 13, 2015, 7:43 am
How'd I miss THIS! Woof!

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...

TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)

ALL YOU NEED - is love, love love is all you need

TAGS: rescued dog
Rating: 4.77/5

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stalkere - December 18, 2011, 10:18 am
"If you rescue a dog, feed him, heal him, bind his wounds, restore him to health, he will be forever grateful. That is the main difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain Truth!
maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 8:22 am
That makes my day,thank you
NumberXIII - November 15, 2011, 3:10 am
Well, wouldn't you love a person forever if they pulled you out of a festering rat hole and healed, cared for, and loved you?
CloudchaserS - November 14, 2011, 11:53 pm
Ever notice how animals in need seem to have a special kind of affection for the humans who help them?
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:25 pm
Beautiful. Animals have no voice...heroes are the humans that protect them.
gas - November 14, 2011, 9:20 pm
wow, hard to believe it's the same dog
rerun - November 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

WOW. This is better than amsome.

THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.



TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.59/5

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Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.

Pizza Dog -

TAGS: pizza dog
Rating: 4.24/5

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xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 9:49 am
I am so making this!!!!
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 12:14 pm
Things like that profound combination is what I live for in the food dept. All week, oatmeal, veggies, juices…..then the weekend….effing WOOF! 5L
JesusWept - June 22, 2013, 4:38 am
Life is short....if you eat too many of those! 4 L's :)
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 8:52 pm
And the arteries are clogged.

EASTER BUNNY? - what Easter Bunny?

TAGS: bunny easter lab hunting dog
Rating: 2.77/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:54 am
Being a gun dog owner this amused me, especially the lab's expression.


being happy -

TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have

9mm Ignorance -

TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?

IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.

TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?

CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa

KILL US - kill us now!

TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

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steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P

Just one goal -

TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.

RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up


TAGS: dog rescue
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - February 17, 2011, 7:39 pm

still gets to me
freestyler - August 9, 2010, 8:18 pm
Ow lol this is actually not my dog ...*trows back in water*
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 6:44 pm
Is the owner a dude or a chick?
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 6:39 pm
BWAHAHAHA! Where's the stick? Or was it a ball? 5L

IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !

TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am
lol... dude, looks like you!

HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid

TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


HANGOVERS - Even little doggies get them

TAGS: dog hangover
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:29 am
I need a little hair of the human that bit me.

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.


TAGS: play dead grateful dead dog
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:26 pm

Thanks! I should'a color-filled each letter of text separately for the Dead Rainbow effect.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:19 am
Three gems in a row. It don’t get no better. I will now lick myself.
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 10:08 am
Trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know this poster just blows my mind. 5L
rerun - March 8, 2014, 9:57 am

LOL, love this one

I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm

PANDA DOG - I can't see the dog clearly, because of his extreme awesomeness!

TAGS: panda dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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TAGS: dog funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 8:50 pm
Nice one. Animal posters are one of my favorites.

PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....


TAGS: get the dog
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:53 pm
“….a comment or too”? Too??….geezus, apparently the day has hosed my occipital lobe to putty….I need a hind end to sniff…..
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:41 pm
Well, being a mod sounds a bit clerical….and tedious. An occasional poster….a comment or too, and I need a nap. Your stuff is awesome. Hope you find the time to post more. Cheers, fellow quadruped.
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 6:09 pm
Ha! I'll cop to being old, but the pros all opened their own moti-sites and became Mods. I just ran out ideas and free time. Glad to me the new dog;)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 8:29 am
Spacedog, good to see an ol’ pro come back and show off. Sit….stay…..good spacedoggy
spacedog - May 21, 2012, 6:08 pm
Nice one.
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:26 am
Sniff*….M-M-M-M-M, monkey dog b***…effing WOOF!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:21 am
I'm much more of a dog person so 5L just for the expression on the cats face. Signed MissPriss's dog
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:17 am
Yeah, mao, I too like cats….I love dawgs, but I like cats….in a ‘special’ sorta way…………and, yeah, Woof….glad this made you lol, Bull. Cheers.
maoworks2 - May 19, 2012, 7:01 am
I LIke Cats . Woof !
Bull - May 19, 2012, 1:13 am

DUHH.. - fixin to go huntin

TAGS: dog hunting
Rating: 4.4/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 7, 2010, 12:22 pm
So cute!

BATDOG - Nowhere near as intimidating once he was brought out into daylight

TAGS: bat dog
Rating: 4.38/5

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MAN'S BEST FRIEND - not anymore sucker!

TAGS: dog
Rating: 4.21/5

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deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:41 pm
lol it my dog

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER - not only humans are affected

TAGS: dog fun pee
Rating: 4.04/5

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Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 6:01 pm

EDEN - "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, ........ where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera

TAGS: paradise dog peace
Rating: 4.45/5

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steve1961 - May 2, 2013, 2:27 pm
@ nicholsjoshua15 I've known women who do the same thing...so what's yer point?
GaryO - May 1, 2013, 10:25 pm
Yeah, I’m a dog lover too, and I’ve tried my best to not give ‘em fleas and rabies. Seems their unconditional love is the most irritating though. And yeah, when they bark because someone is breaking in, well, that really gets me pissed.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:24 pm
Dogs are human's link to fleas, rabies, annoying barking, being woke up at five AM to let a stupid animal pee / poop, and being mauled.
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 5:32 pm
I do believe this just gave me a spiritual moment. Woof.
merlehoffa - December 25, 2012, 5:05 pm
Thank you, I will.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 4:31 pm
Great Words 5 Edens.
rerun - December 25, 2012, 4:15 pm

Beautiful, you should share this at digmydog as well.


TAGS: dogs diplomacy rock
Rating: 4.85/5

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WTFO - May 21, 2011, 1:41 am
Been done, but this picture is admittedly of better quality. 10429
Life - May 20, 2011, 1:45 pm

REJECTION - Some people just don't want you inside them.

LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

THIS IS WHY - Dogs bite people!

Dogs are Gentlemen -

I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League

KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"


IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.



TAGS: longdog
Rating: 2.72/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:59 pm
Due to a bizarre lab accident, the leash law now applies to Ron Jeremy's "dog."
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
You know,I could take the simple road and just put in a simple minded dirty joke to make all the twelve year old's giggle whilst they play with their legos. But I prefer to stay on the side of the line where we have renewable energy and o% crime rates.
TJ - July 2, 2009, 1:32 am
*Cringes in anticipation of the dirty jokes to come from this poster*


TAGS: hammertime dog funny
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.

SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...

TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.

HAPPINESS - is a dog and a warm gun.

TAGS: military gun dog navy
Rating: 3.94/5

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szo850 - December 24, 2012, 4:57 am
That and killing other human beings, right?

LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up

TAGS: dog doggie dress up laugh laughing
Rating: 3.38/5

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Alexis.Chu - September 11, 2009, 5:23 am
roflmao I love this one ! 5L
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Poor little wolfe. 5 wiener dog shorties from me

HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?

TAGS: dog cat barbeque barbecue bbq
Rating: 3.86/5

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:49 pm
This still cracks me up Koradan...remind me to never invite Sean's cat over for a "Q" again
spacedog - October 30, 2009, 3:00 pm
Good one Koradan!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 2:44 pm
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 2:43 pm
Koradan lmao...that's 5 medium rare Poodles from me


TAGS: dog joy
Rating: 4.66/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:46 pm

PWNED - it happens to the best of us


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

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Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!

DOGS - The only living thing that can lick your face with morning breath and still be well received.

TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.26/5

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SHARING - When your friend need a hug

TAGS: dog
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - November 9, 2011, 7:25 am

send this off to moti-twist as well


PRAYERS - bring us all together


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"


DOGS BEWARE - Cats are done being chased

TAGS: cats dogs
Rating: 2.76/5

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TAGS: dogs ninja cat animals
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:44 pm
Nope, a Ninja cat would have hid the bodies.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:41 pm
I'm exploring my feminine side today :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 9:31 pm
Lol. I like this

DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily

TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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TEXT MESSAGE FROM MY DOG - That mangy mutt.

TAGS: dog text
Rating: 4.55/5

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spypengen - April 12, 2012, 9:53 pm
the dog ate my bill lol 5/5


TAGS: dog
Rating: 3.78/5

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DOG WARS - "Vader puppy, very comical, your costume is. Me laugh, you make. Yeesssssss."

LOLDOGS - Because "LOLCATS" Is For Pussies.


TAGS: robot dog genius obvious here boy
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 8:37 am

very cool...flattered dude
PostersToFlash - August 3, 2011, 6:30 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 12:17 am
Brilliant! I gasped. I cried. I held up a tiny umbrella just before the massive boulder of laughter crushed me when I read the title. 5L
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 10:40 pm

TA-DA. genius....sheeeeeer genius scarr3d
scarr3d - April 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
some weird science guys made a lassie into a robot dog and RL is pointing out a dog will run after a ball when it is thrown(or hand grenade in the case of war which is likely what they intended this project for)
Z-Bob - April 26, 2011, 10:37 am

DOGS - proving once again they are truly man's best friend

TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.67/5

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eldiabloloco - October 10, 2010, 8:20 am
your very right on this five paws up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:19 am
I've seen lots of "doggy" and it doesn't look like that......oh, you meant the paw.....
kamorth - September 11, 2010, 1:16 am
Doesn't look at all like a cat's paw to me, the fur looks more doggy.
guyfox - September 10, 2010, 5:03 pm
it kind of looked like a beagle paw but it's hard to tell with what they show
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:53 am
guyfox, be honest: if you knew that this is a cat's paw, you'll get a 5. Otherwise a 3... ;)
Shiroke - September 10, 2010, 3:31 am
That is a cat's paw. ._.
rellik666 - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
Sup dog?

CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat

TAGS: cats vs dogs devil
Rating: 3.92/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 9:37 am
Oh god. I just recognised this kitten from a YouTube video! Long live the eBay song

my spirit animal -

Dog adoption -

TAGS: dog love adoption
Rating: 4.93/5

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chickenlittle - August 26, 2013, 1:26 am
Thanks monkeylove! You must be a dog lover too :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:18 pm
rerun - August 17, 2013, 9:10 am

Please post this to digmydog.


TAGS: good dog liquid
Rating: 4.57/5

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kimzter - July 8, 2011, 12:42 am
LOL I put it on desktop so my wife will see it in the morning It's that good so i fived it too


TAGS: proof of dog
Rating: 4.47/5

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MAN'S BEST FRIENDS - A Good Dog and a Good 1911

BATDOG - I am the protector of the innoce... SQUIRREL!!

THIS IS SPARTA!!! - And now, as then, a beast approaches...

TAGS: sparta beast police greece dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:52 am
Could've used a better quote from the movie - don't always go for the obvious. "we did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do"

FRIENDSHIP - It doesn't matter if your black, white or an entirely different species.

TAGS: dogs cats friend
Rating: 4.59/5

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Knightshade - July 29, 2010, 5:00 am
MJ would be proud...
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 11:44 pm
Like a popsicle !
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:43 pm
I think he's tasting that feline.


NIRVANA - He's almost reached it.

BEST FRIENDS - Some are there for you for their entire lives.

TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:19 pm
It says "Pontiac" on my best cuts. (I recommended the muffin tops)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:17 pm
I have a tenderizer...I call it a "bumper"
rerun - August 20, 2010, 7:12 pm

well, you are the dumbass whoi said "I don't need a tenderizer....I like em a little gamey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:07 pm
Rule #1 ....Eat what you kill........That fat chick at the crosswalk was Really gristly....
rerun - August 20, 2010, 7:06 pm

Moooooo, that is called hunting where you come from
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:06 pm
This always makes me think of the many, many dogs I have hit with my car.....R.I.P fido.........sorry, couldn't help myself....
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:03 pm
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:01 pm
Oh jmac! when I look at this tears start to flow,reminds me of my golden labrador when I was a young man of 22,I'M 48 now,she slept on my bed,used to carry her as she got older,she passed away on my bed one night,she was 14,my only true friend.
mikecoffee23 - July 15, 2010, 1:53 pm
Everytime I see this I go pet my 13 year old Black Lab and try not to tear up..well done.
forseti - June 25, 2010, 3:38 am
I feel with you. My dog died about ten years ago and still today i miss him very much!
Jmac0585 - June 24, 2010, 6:41 pm
Sorry to hear Just me. Mine isn't going to be around a whole lot longer.
just me - June 24, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thanks - she was 15, had a good run ... yes it does.
Chef - June 24, 2010, 5:55 pm
Sorry man... I just lost mine alittle while ago, after 14 years... Sucked.
just me - June 24, 2010, 5:46 pm
I Lost My Little Lady Today. While She Slept She Slipped Away. Now In This World I Must Stay. Until We Play Some Future Day. R.I.P. Harley
Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:02 am
HOFer! HOFer! Well... the "F"er part is right anyway. Thanks you everyone. My dog, whom I have had since 1997 is starting to look way too much like the one in the bottom half. That's gonna suck sour lemons.
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 10:39 am
Thanks C. I have only ever tried to kill one person in my life, so I didn't want to stay there that long.
culos - June 11, 2010, 10:29 am
188 now, no need to thank me
Airman - June 11, 2010, 10:24 am
i just tried.. but I had already voted..
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 9:53 am
Can I get at least one more vote... I don't like murder (I am sitting on 187).
LD0ne - June 7, 2010, 10:24 am
i love this one so true
LoveForLife - May 30, 2010, 6:05 pm
Oh, the tears are forming!
Airman - May 6, 2010, 11:39 am
200 has been the line, but a few have slipped in with high 190's
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2010, 11:14 am
What is the HOF threshold? 200 votes?
forseti - May 5, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice one, i'll push it ;)
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
ha!! HOY, what a dumbass, thats Horse of the Year, I meant HOF!! The Motifake Hall Of Fame!
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 12:44 pm
push to the HOY
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:10 am
awesome jmac, truly awesome
Joshy8632 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
First time i almost cried at a motifake. GOOD JOB 5L's
aesop's folly - December 16, 2009, 4:51 pm
i agree w/ jmac
Airman - December 16, 2009, 4:07 pm
this one is hard for me to look at. We had to put our 12 yr old Golden down last year. Best dog I ever had. Big Dork
Jmac0585 - December 16, 2009, 10:17 am
Good Point, Chillax.
Jericho - December 16, 2009, 12:58 am
Big Dog, Good Poster...5 Long Lasting Lions.
peteyb - December 15, 2009, 9:07 pm
truly touching-great job!
Chillax - December 15, 2009, 7:46 pm
Apparently he is equally attached to his artwork.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2009, 8:34 pm
5 well deserved chew toys.
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 10:15 am
*NO* idea. I must need some more coco.
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 10:15 am
It was my own personal Arch-nemesis. I have know idea who it is, but this person drops an ace on every poster I make.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:12 am
un-freakin-believable..... some timmy just 1L'd this.
Mongo - December 14, 2009, 9:55 am
Love this....my Jake is 10, and has the worst gas imaginable.
TheTrashHeap - December 14, 2009, 9:55 am
Very true. 5 Mastiffs
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 9:49 am
My Pluto is about 11 years old and starting to look a little haggard, and I don't mean Merle.
gspot - December 14, 2009, 9:49 am
Awesome Poster. Much deeper than the funny ones. 5/5
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 9:45 am
Excellent!! sniff,sniff, wipes tear from eye. 5 fidos


TAGS: dog
Rating: 4.42/5

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TAGS: homless guy with a dog
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - October 5, 2015, 12:43 pm
Aurielius, doubt COMMI is gonna read this since its been 3 yrs. Here's an idea; make a poster. Show us the way.
Aurielius - October 5, 2015, 10:51 am
You took a picture epitomizing unconditional love and loyalty and then added an a**-hat subtext.
quaywall - September 24, 2012, 1:15 am
A dog found him worthy as a companion. No greater respect can be earned. If there is a heaven, he surely achieved it. No man can hope for a better advocate.

REVENGE - Best served with a side of irony

TAGS: revenge irony dog collar
Rating: 4.81/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:37 am
I dig this dog 5bones


TAGS: love dog animal tail wag
Rating: 4.65/5

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LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 9:41 am
Ilove dogs too....covered in BBQ sauce :) 5L for making me smile this morning
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:37 am
well thank you my friend, a merry christmas to you too. I love your avatar, by the way.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am

merry christmas sunny. at last you get a 5L from a huge dog lover.

Wake Me Up -

TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.65/5

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vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.

HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!

TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?

TRUST ME - If you've been doing this for as long as I have, you learn to kill with what you have

COMPUTERS!!! - Just too funny


TAGS: dogsled humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 am

Thank you, Mr. Ghoul!
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:19 am
Bahahahahaa! 5Ls!
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:25 pm
Sorry. I'd give a crap about it but I'm all out...in fact, I'll be probably out of stock until further notice...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 11:16 pm

I'd say it looks like Wyoming, but there is no horizontal snow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2013, 11:01 pm
Not enough hypodermics. (And Steve can't spell Winnipeg)
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 10:53 pm
Looks like a beautiful summer day in Downtown Winnepeg...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 10:15 pm

Doesn't look like he's got a spare, either.
Airman - August 12, 2013, 10:07 pm